Funny Sister Statuses

1) Having a sister is like having a best friend you can’t get rid of. You know whatever you do, they’ll still be there
2) More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good.
3) My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer… so she got halfway. She’s an actress, she’s just never called to the set
4) I smile because you are my sister, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!
5) My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer… so she got halfway. She’s an actress, she’s just never called to the set.

Birthday facebook statuses

1) May this birthday bring you good luck and fortune. May it bring you oodles of true love and friendship. Have an amazing birthday
2) I may not be celebrating your special day with you but I want you to know that I am thinking of you & wishing you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY
3) May this day be the beginning of another beautiful year for you. May there be pleasant surprises, loads of joy and infinite happiness. Wish you a very happy birthday
4) Yes, today is my birthday, Therefore I will be treated like a Queen
5) May God shower his choicest blessings on you. wishing you happiness, good health and a great year ahead
6) Happy Birthday! I hope its filled with love, laughs, and family

Christmas Statuses

1) Christmas does not come from the pockets, it comes from the heart. It’s not about gifts, rather family and friends. MERRY CHRISTMAS
2) Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won’t make it WHITE
3) From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other
4) May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely again and be surrounded by loved ones
5) The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree! Those gifts are friends, family, kids and the one you love
6) Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone. Keep the Christ in Christmas, and share the love, peace and forgiveness
7) Each one of you are precious to me! I am so blessed to have you in my life and I love each one of you! Wishing you a beautiful Christmas & a Happy New Year!
8) Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year

Facebook Lovely Statuses


1) Most people believe that I LOVE You is the best thing you can say to anybody. But the truth is I Love You Too has a greater impact on heart
2) There are many ways to say I love you but not enough words to say how much
3) When I dream, I dream of you. Maybe one day, dreams will come true. Because, I really love you
4) There are million reason for me to leave you but I never do that for one reason because I love you
5) I love you more today than I did yesterday but not as much as I’ll love you tomorrow